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I’m a Kiwi now!

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Topic: I’m a Kiwi now!
Posted By: Katherine
Subject: I’m a Kiwi now!
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 11:39am

Well, now you're all stuck with me -- I received New Zealand citizenship last evening, in the most ridiculous, amateurish, unrehearsed, disjointed and non-special ceremony I've ever attended in my life, for anything. It was so awful, I actually wrote a letter to the citizenship people complaining about it. But it's over, thank goodness. No more queueing at NZ Immigration at 2am; no more paying exorbitant fees to get various visas and permits; no more proving that yes, I am in a legitimate marriage; no more defining "permanent residency" to random shopkeepers who hear my accent and assume I'm a tourist; no more having to go in to looooooooooong queue at the airport after travelling overseas...

Come on, help me think of some more reasons why it's good to be a Kiwi!




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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 11:49am
Coz it means you get to back the All Blacks?

Coz you don't have to prove to an immigration officer that you have 'consumated' your marriage?

Congrats on becoming a Kiwi! LMAO, I think you described the ceremony better in your text last night, but I won't repeat it here

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Posted By: Bombshell
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 12:18pm
but that wont change your accent!!! Bugger!!! LOL!!!

Congrats on becoming a KIWI.....Good on ya mate!


Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 12:24pm
Congratulation on becoming a kiwi. Welcome to the club its a very exclusive one only 5 million members.

Best things about being a Kiwi.

Supporting the best rugby team in the world - as in they play other countries.

You will have to use Watties Tomato Sauce - not Heinz Ketchup.

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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 12:29pm
Originally posted by maya maya wrote:

Coz you don't have to prove to an immigration officer that you have 'consumated' your marriage?




Congrats Katherine! Do you like BBQs and pavlovas?

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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 12:30pm
Originally posted by fleury fleury wrote:

Congratulation on becoming a kiwi. Welcome to the club its a very exclusive one only 5 million members.


Haha Fleury!!!

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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 12:38pm
Originally posted by busymum busymum wrote:

Originally posted by maya maya wrote:

Coz you don't have to prove to an immigration officer that you have 'consumated' your marriage?





I kid you not! I went to uni with a kiwi who married Japanese girl and they were asked for proof that they had consumated their marriage. They didn't have kids, I mean, how the heck do you prove that He was so insulted.

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Posted By: my2angels
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 1:26pm
congrats!


Posted By: SMoody
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 1:30pm
Big congrats. Hubby only submmitted the freaking EOI yesterday. So we have all that jazz to do in the coming months and years.

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Posted By: Katherine
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 1:45pm

Originally posted by Maya Maya wrote:

Coz you don't have to prove to an immigration officer that you have 'consumated' your marriage? 

Hey, you're right -- I forgot about this. When I applied for permanent residency, one of the criteria on the application was that we had to have "evidence of a physical relationship." My husband's uncle was so incensed by this, he rang up the immigration office and asked them if DH and I should make a sex video and send it in!



Posted By: Bizzy
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 1:53pm


now you can move to oz and be a resident there too...


Posted By: Katherine
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 2:06pm
LOL, GandT, don't think I haven't been mulling that over... Nah, I love OHbaby! too much. I'll be staying. For a while, at least.  I need to cuddle Baby GandT!!!


Posted By: Andie
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 2:09pm
Yaaaayyyy for citizenship!  Congrats. 

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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 2:16pm
Congrats. I just got my citizenship from my mum sent to me from DIA no special ceremony. But then again i'm not willing to give up my citizenship from across the ditch.

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Posted By: Katherine
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 2:33pm

Originally posted by busymum busymum wrote:

Congrats Katherine! Do you like BBQs and pavlovas?

I love BBQs but I suck at making pavs (mine always implode). Eating them, I'm good at.  But fleury, I can't give up my Heinz ketchup! I love it so much, we actually keep TWO spare bottles in the pantry in case the one in the fridge runs out! LOL 



Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 8:17pm
Originally posted by Katherine Katherine wrote:

Originally posted by busymum busymum wrote:

Congrats Katherine! Do you like BBQs and pavlovas?


I love BBQs but I suck at making pavs (mine always implode). Eating them, I'm good at.  But fleury, I can't give up my Heinz ketchup! I love it so much, we actually keep TWO spare bottles in the pantry in case the one in the fridge runs out! LOL 



You and Willie would get on great, the man is a huge sauce fan and he doesn't care if it's Heinz or Watties...

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Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)


Posted By: Bumble
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 10:19pm
Congrats!!!!

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Posted By: Bombshell
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 10:24pm
now if only you had cookie dough icecream and cinnamon rolls to hand I would come live at your place!!!



Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 10:12am
Congratz!

Now you too can participate in being the brunt of all the 5 million kiwi/sheep jokes out there. The funny thing is most people live in cities and don't know what a sheep is like.

Now you can also:

    Wear jandals (not flip-flops or thongs - even though those are fun to wear - so I've heard).
    Play around in a schoolyard that has sheep droppings on it.
    Drink Tui (yeah right).
    Become part of the community of no-tall-poppy-ers. Then try to be that tall poppy.
    Get called bro, even though your not a bro, and don't want to be a bro, but are one anyway.
    Live on land that you bought, but you find out later it isn't yours.
    Use no.8 wire (for everything - and when that doesn't work use duct tape.)
    Have the most stunning woman as your countries leader.
    Eat your weetbix with tomato sauce, or marmite whichever gets there first.


(Btw this is supposed to be a humorous post, but it could be taken wrong. Please take it as funny thing.)

Seriously though, congratulations!



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Posted By: Brenna
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 7:42pm
Originally posted by Chovynz Chovynz wrote:

Congratz!



Now you can also:

    Wear jandals (not flip-flops or thongs - even though those are fun to wear - so I've heard).
    Play around in a schoolyard that has sheep droppings on it.
    Drink Tui (yeah right).
    Become part of the community of no-tall-poppy-ers. Then try to be that tall poppy.
    Get called bro, even though your not a bro, and don't want to be a bro, but are one anyway.
    Live on land that you bought, but you find out later it isn't yours.
    Use no.8 wire (for everything - and when that doesn't work use duct tape.)
    Have the most stunning woman as your countries leader.
    Eat your weetbix with tomato sauce, or marmite whichever gets there first.


(Btw this is supposed to be a humorous post, but it could be taken wrong. Please take it as funny thing.)




lol!!! That's great!!

Congrats Katherine

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