5 Rules for Men....

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO ACHIEVE A HAPPY LIFE

It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.
It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

My DH sent it to me with the statement that he doesnt have the energy for 3 other women.....(and in small print...."you are all the woman I need!!"...)