A Giggle for Wednesday

Not too sure if this has been posted before. Currently doing the email rounds...

INSTALLING A HUSBAND



Dear Tech Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly in the

flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable

programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then

installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and

Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6

simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?



Signed, Desperate







Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5..0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.



Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML"

and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt

3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should

then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1..0

to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly

Beta.



Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in

the background that will eventually seize control of all your system

resources).



Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are un supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider

buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We

recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.



Good Luck,

Tech Support

LOL I especially like the last paragraph!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!