What the heck r the words to this song

I was singing it to addison tonight and realised I have no idea what the words are then kobe started trying to sing it to and asking me how it went.
this is all I know

Ive got two two two ***** pineapples shake a tree
Ive got two two two ***** pineapples ***** *****
To the left to the right jump up and down ******
Come and dance everynight ******* melody

or I could have those words completely wrong too but can anyone fill in the blanks cos its driving me crazy. Dont even know what its called to look it up.

I don't think I've ever heard it...

Oh crap I was completely wrong wasnt I!!!!
thanks for that, I can sleep tonight now.

he he i was just going to go listen to it.. he he is on one of the kids cds.. which after reading the exact words i now realise "why the heck is it on a kids cd?!!"

Edited by mum2paris

Hehehe we used to play that at all the Party Nights our dance studio had..it was always a riot!!!!

Yeah the words arent very child cd like are they but Kobe loves it. I think cos i pretend to do some actions ( the things we do as parents) he just thinks its hilarious

I totally remember this song, very sad!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha that sounds looks hillarious. The song that I always find fun to sing along to is:

Coconut by Harry Nilsson

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up,
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor! let me get this straight".
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say
Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning,
Yes, you call me in the morning,
If you call me in the morning, then [X5]

Yeah I love that song too Daikini. I have it on my Reservoir Dogs Soundtrack. Its addictive, I am whistling it away at work.

Argghh thanks Robyn    I've been singing this all day to Ashleigh after reading this post! She thinks I'm mad