QuoteReplyTopic: I couldnt do it.... Posted: 05 April 2007 at 6:13pm
...again if I tried! Do you ever hurt yourself - and then get embarrassed that you might have to tell someone how you did it?
I just gave myself a massive fat lip! I was pulling my jeans down off the top shelve of our wardrobe and the buckle of my belt (left in my jeans) hit me "whack" straight in the mush! Its going to be fun explaining this one to hubby! He will laugh at me so much!
Haha SimSam I can so relate to that, its even worse when you hurt yourself so much that it makes you cry! DH is always saying oh god, what have you done to yourself now.....!!
it's even worse when you feel really stupid and you're trying to show someone else what you did and then you do again by accident. that's pretty embarassing.
i do things like that all the time, esp when im pregnant lol.
i was walking with df down the street one day and miscalculated how close a pole was to me and i walked straight into it, very embarrasing df couldnt stop laughing and never let me hear the end of it.
ummm no u r not the only one....get this...(some of u knwo this story!!!)
DH decided one afternoon that he wanted a quickie...I (fake) ran away, on way i popped my calf muscle and ended up at a and e and in plaster and on crutches...
official story was i was running up stairs or playing with dogs...but to friends well they knew the truth...
UMMMM wedding day about 6 weeks later our MC (also a work mate) told the ENTIRE wedding the truth...u could tell by peoples faces who did and did not know the story...and one very red in face bride....was very funny tho!!!
Oh no!!! Yes, I know the feeling! It's times llike that when you're so pleased there's no-one else around!!!
At my first visit to my obstetrecian I was sent off to the loo to pee in the cup. Well I was obviously having a bad day and peed all over my hand, not the cup. Yuk! i thought and looked around for the loo paper.....it was empty!!!!! There on the other side of the bathroom were the new rolls. SO I dripped over to them and then spent a while wiping everything up and rinsing the outside of the cup etc.
I actually did look around for a candid camera!!!!
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