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    Posted: 10 April 2006 at 2:47pm
A cute little old couple were sitting on their porch one evening, rocking and watching the sun go down when the elderly woman picked up her cane, reached over, and whacked her husband across the shins.

"What in tarnation was that for?" he cried, shocked.

"That's for 50 years of bad sex."

Fair enough, he thought, as they continued rocking in silence.

A few minutes passed, until the old gentleman picked up his cane, reached over, and smacked his wife across her shins.

"And would you care to explain that?" she huffed.

"That, my dear, is for knowing the difference."
Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys
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LOL

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heh heh, that's cute!!!!
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lol u mademe look
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lol that is so cool


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