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    Posted: 01 May 2009 at 11:38am

I recently picked a new doctor. After a couple visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh, no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my last doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of Sex?"

"No," I said.

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you even care?"

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 Haha!


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Nice one!
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So true
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brillant and oh so true.
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that is awesome.

ha ha so true
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Hehe!


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lol for a second there i thought it was an actual convo with your doctor.

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Originally posted by sarahbetha sarahbetha wrote:

lol for a second there i thought it was an actual convo with your doctor.



haha me too!
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