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    Posted: 03 July 2008 at 12:05pm
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because
my daughter has red hair.  She can't possibly be mine!'
'Nonsense,' the doctor said.


'Even though you and your wife both have black hair,

one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to
the gene pool.'  
 
'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our
families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often

do you have sex?'

The man seemed a bit ashamed
.  'I've been working very
hard for the past year.  We only made love once or twice
every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

 

'It's rust.'

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mehehehehe
Jo, where do you get these jokes from?


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In my case, I'd believe it!
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baaahahahaahaha
Mama to DS1 (5 years), DS2 (3 years) and...
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Originally posted by MamaPickle MamaPickle wrote:

mehehehehe
Jo, where do you get these jokes from?

 

random places... friends, family, friends of family etc.

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hahaha, my husbands hair is actual rust colour! explains a lot haha
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...LOL

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My mum thought this was so funny!
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BTW.. I am a ginga also...
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ROFLMAO!!


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ha ha
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Okay so we are def having redhead kids .......
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Fabulous!


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Oh so is that why our little boy is a kinda ginga! lol


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