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MrsMojo
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Topic: Where do red heads come from? Posted: 03 July 2008 at 12:05pm |
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said.
'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.' 'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'
'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?'
The man seemed a bit ashamed . 'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'
'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently. 'It's rust.'
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Snickerdoodle
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 12:22pm |
mehehehehe
Jo, where do you get these jokes from?
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ginger
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 12:23pm |
In my case, I'd believe it!
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 12:45pm |
baaahahahaahaha
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Mama to DS1 (5 years), DS2 (3 years) and...
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MrsMojo
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 1:00pm |
MamaPickle wrote:
mehehehehe Jo, where do you get these jokes from?  |
random places... friends, family, friends of family etc.
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 2:42pm |
hahaha, my husbands hair is actual rust colour! explains a lot haha
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 3:24pm |
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Lisha
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 4:26pm |
My mum thought this was so funny!
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 4:26pm |
BTW.. I am a ginga also...
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 4:27pm |
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Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs
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Lisha
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 4:47pm |
 ha ha
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 5:58pm |
Okay so we are def having redhead kids .......
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 6:24pm |
Fabulous!
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Posted: 03 July 2008 at 9:11pm |
Oh so is that why our little boy is a kinda ginga! lol
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