Black testicles

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   BLACK TESTICLES

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over 
his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial 
sponge bath.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to 
wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry 
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the 
covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles 
in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, 
Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very 
closely......
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...... 
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? "

Edited by Kels