A woman just gave birth to her baby. Before the midwife handed the child to her she said "Your baby is in good health but there's something I must tell you...... "
The woman became worried. "What's the matter with my baby, please tell me what's wrong!"
"There's nothing really wrong but your baby is a little..... different. He's a hermaphrodite."
"A HERMAPHRODITE? WHAT'S THAT?!"
"Well..... it means your baby is..... that he has..... all the equipment of a man and also that of a woman."
The woman pales. "OH MY! You mean he has a penis and a brain?"
Edited by MrsMojo