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daikini
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Topic: Free to any home... Posted: 08 August 2006 at 4:22pm |
2 children.
#1: Girl. Age 5 years, 4 months. Prone to stroppy temper tantrums. Does not listen to anyone (unless at other end of house and discussion involves treats) especially when important, except teachers. Often makes silly noises for attention. Enjoys playing with baby toys, and making mess. Despite being very intellegent will do stupid things (like putting plastic toy coins into tape deck of player, then damaging deck in effort to get coins out - despite just having been specifically told to put coins away in toy cash register)
#2: Boy. Age 1 year, 3 months. Will throw self backwards when things go wrong, resulting in head hitting floor hard. Does not sleep as much as required for happiness. Enjoys picking on Girl and playing with her things. Prone to raiding pantry and bringing food containers out for snacks.
If one person decides to take both children, they will have an option on #3 (Boy, due November) if he turns out like his siblings!
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Carmel
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 4:23pm |
lol
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 4:24pm |
Thanks but um no thanks . I've got my own monster at home with me as I picked him up from daycare early to see granddad come off the big plane.
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I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 4:25pm |
Do you get anything else with them? Normally there is a "wait but that's not all" clause....if we call now do we a discount or anything? Can we cancel at anytime?
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daikini
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 4:26pm |
Sorry, no cancellation policy at this stage.
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 4:33pm |
hmmmmmmm
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 4:37pm |
ROFL
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mummy_becks
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 4:37pm |
But the "wait theses more" is the rugrat due in November.
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 4:54pm |
Do said children come with instruction manual?
Also - how often do they need to be serviced and are they suitable for travel?
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 5:03pm |
Do you accept trade ins?
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daikini
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 5:06pm |
Sorry, no instruction manual was available at time of inital aquisition.
Only basic servicing required - food, drink, clothing and shelter.
Girl not suitable for travel, as is prone to carsickness. Boy travels well.
Sorry, no trade ins on free offer.
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mummy_becks
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 6:11pm |
Someone can have mine, 2 year old boy. He ate my wedding ring.
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 6:16pm |
rmlol someone can have mone hes driveing mr batty
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 8:23pm |
He ATE your WEDDING RING??!
lol, someone can have mine - do not beleive the false advertising picture placed in the babypics section. I have one bossy 3 yr old, who like said 5 yr old, does not listen, continuously says no, for no utter reason, ie, will be playing and to get attention, will yell "no!". Has also been known to bite babies fingers, toes and back of leg while baby is sitting in highchair and poke pretend nailpoilish brushes into young childrens ears and eyes. Likes to jam babies fingers in drawers, also slams doors in peoples faces,Vendor accepts no responsibility for any damage or injuries caused through the actions of this product.
1 other girl aged 1yr 2 months, cries continuously on arrival home each day and during the night, will not settle unless bottle is inserted into mouth during the night even if she is reassured that daddy is getting the bottle and mummy is cuddling her. has also been known to furiously shred any and all paper products that come into contact with her, unfold washing, jam her own fingers in draws, and finds extreme enjoyment in bodyslamming older sibling, biting nose, pulling hair and headbutting simultaneously - Has great potential for future jobs requiring multitasking. Does not accept guidance well, upon appraoch during bodyslamming hair pulling incidents, will jump up and down laughing pulling siblings hair harder and swinging off it. May also have potential for cheap hair removal solution.
Do not mean to hijack, have had a 'wonderful' day as well (not) just adding mine to the deal. Maybe if we get enough interest Becca, Becks and Luana we could do a package deal.
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 9:10pm |
I'm sorry but I'm LMAO
Well Becca... atleast 5 year old listens to the teacher. It could get worse!!
and I have another story for ya that might make you feel better about the diving... my friend's child intentionally bangs his head on the wall/door/anything sufficiently solid if he isn't getting attention from his mother. I find that a little freaky. She always jokes about a psychologist seeing it and having a field day! Anyway, point is, he's not that bad yet!
If you do feel the need to ditch the kids and come stay here you are more than welcome! If I was feeling particularly generous I'd take the kids instead, but my own devil child plays enough on my tolerance!
And the rest of you ladies... big hugs! and hope for a better day tomorrow! I hope they are all asleep now and you are able to recharge your love for them. (Mine always runs a little thin at the end of the day)
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 10:07pm |
What a laugh!! I've considered pinning a sign saying "free to a good home" on my son's shirt when we go out and he's being a monster!
It's so nice to come here and know i'm not alone when i've had a crazy day.
Mummy becks - what happened to the ring in the end?
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Posted: 08 August 2006 at 10:09pm |
well mum2paris if you still willing on that deal i,m quite willing to go for it as of right now james has been screaming for around 3 hours on and off because he donst want to sleep in his own bed !!!!!!!!!
one little boy s has just started saying no will laugh when u tell him no and keep trying to pull your hair ,nose,face will bite on the odd occasion and try to pull thing on to him from great heights will use his sad face to get adults toget/do what he wants take over the hole bed/blackets/room
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Posted: 09 August 2006 at 10:42am |
Zaara does the whole backward thing too Becca....what is with that??? Or she will be sitting one moment playing and then she wants some thing and I say no she will throw herself back and start "pretend" crying...and then stopping to make sure you are looking and then carrying on......if I am not looking she will crawl up to me and repreat the above!!!!
Where the H&^$ do they learn all these attitude from?
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