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Bombshell 
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Posted: 10 June 2007 at 9:26pm |
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came rolling home....literally!!!
DH just rocked up at 9pm - trashed, mumbled something about a dozen beer before 4pm and three bottles (holding up four fingers) of red wine - he thinks...
OMG!!!! He has been in a corporate box at the warriors game all day! He left his cap in the van that delivered him home (he was smart enough to say no to going to a local bar!!!) but managed to come in holding on VERY tight to a ball he won signed by all the warriors!!!
He has just downed a pie in 10 seconds...
ANYONE want my DH???? OMG his breath is foul too....and I bet he snores BAD tonight!!! He will be paying for this tomorrow.....if there is ANY justice in the world!!! LMAO!!!
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mummy_becks
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Posted: 10 June 2007 at 9:54pm |
No thanks you can keep him  . It wasn't an interesting game so no wonder he drank so much.
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AnnC
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Posted: 10 June 2007 at 9:59pm |
lol Men!!! Us women would NEVER do something like that LOL
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Posted: 10 June 2007 at 10:16pm |
Ugh, DH does that on the odd occasion, when there is a do at the local pub after work (people always seem to be leaving)... drives me bananas! I hate hate HATE how he smells, and it is twice as bad in the morning...  And yep, mine snores too 
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Posted: 10 June 2007 at 10:28pm |
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eeewwwww mine did that last night. When he was mumbling something about feeling sick, I banished him to DSS room, as I had had quite enough cleaning up vomit for one night (Jacob was very very sick last night) yucky gross snorey men....
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Posted: 10 June 2007 at 10:31pm |
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Bombshell
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Posted: 10 June 2007 at 10:46pm |
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oh yeah and this is the man who is not meant to be drinking on his BP pills too!!!
He is snoring his head off in bedroom...had mumbled something about me taking out HIS contacts earlier - gross NOOOOO!!!!!
Ive been wasting time by entering every online competition around...I was bored and dont want to go sleep with the snoring hangover waiting to happen!!!
Tomorrow I will have NO sympathy for him and noone on here better either (emma and katherine!!!) LMAO!!!
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 6:22am |
You keep him!
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 7:25am |
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 8:30am |
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Oh I hope that Gabriella had a nice big wake up daddy scream this morning, he he, he.
I have told Dh that after bubs is here, every night he comes home having had too much to drink, he will be on baby duty the next day...
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 8:35am |
LOL, what I hate more than the smell etc. is when the drunken fumblings start when he is supposed to be going to sleep  hehehehe
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 8:42am |
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At least you have kept your humour (came rolling home...) LMAO @ his contacts!
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 12:22pm |
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How'd the hangover go? Nice and sh*tty was he?
ha ha ha ...
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 12:32pm |
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Did he get to work this morning?
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 1:56pm |
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The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 3:07pm |
 Bombshell wrote:
Tomorrow I will have NO sympathy for him and noone on here better either (emma and katherine!!!) LMAO!!! |
Oh no, no sympathy here! I've got a Willie who occasionally gets himself into that state, and just thinking about his stinky breath makes me feel queasy
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 9:02pm |
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 9:25pm |
i swear he still smells of beer today - i dont drink the stuff ever so i smell it easily - probably coming thru his pores GROSS!!!!
He doesnt often get into this state (cant remember the last time - maybe his stag do?) but OMG he can put it away!
This am Mum turned up the radio just that little bit more, He had to go get Ella as always and she peed all over the change table (go Ella!!!) and i refused to kiss him goodbye! He forgot his lunch - i gave in and took it to him, and tonight made him take Ella upstairs when he wanted to go change after work - ummmm aka go lie down on bed and go to sleep - they came down with her screaming...oh dear....and then she was unsettled inmiddle of dinner so i made him take her up and change her into pjs...
hmmmmm now he is asleep on sofa snoring...enough punishment??? we will see.....
oh and he wondered WHY I didnt wake him when i came to bed last night? OMG the fumes were lethal i think they made me pass out!
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Posted: 11 June 2007 at 10:40pm |
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Posted: 12 June 2007 at 11:00am |
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This has given me such a laugh my DH hmmmm well sometimes not so dear. Came home the other night rolling drunk from a work do. Now they usually give out taxi chits so I was pretty annoyed when he stumbled in and ask me to help him pay for the Taxi. I found the contents of his wallet all over the floor at the bottom of the steps. But couldn't get him to make any sence so out I went in the freezing cold in my PJ's!!!. Taxi driver was going to charge $83.00 but I argued that that was way over the top. So he reduced it to $72.00 (seven packets of nappies!!!)
Next mornig I had a real go at DH (hope his head was wurting) and he said but I gave him a taxi chit WTF bloody taxi drivers so dodgy.
Anyway after much ringing around BY ME on Monday morning taxi driver turned up at DH's work and gave him back my $72.00.... but he couldn't give back the Taxi Chit. He said he may have used it by accident. yeah right. DH got his work to cancell the chit, serves the cheeky B*gger right.
But I still haven't forgiven DH for getting in that state in the first place, about time he grow up me thinks.
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