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lol oh my oh my hahahaha
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Go Maya!!!
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haha - Cam said one of our Male friends had a baby in his tummy too - you should've seen the look on the guys face (he's not even near fat, but just a teeeny bit overweight, and by that look - knows it :(

Also, when I was changing Cam at my parents house one day, Charlotte grabbed his willy - cause she could. Cam was unimpressed and Mum and Dad were like "what the?!!"

This morning DH taught Cam to say "naughty mummy" and he wouldn't say "naughty daddy"

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Maya asked me when teh babies were coming out and I said in a long time, my tummy has to get really fat first and she said "oh, like daddy's!"
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< language=> heheh good call maya!!
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My goodness Emma, Willie having twins too???? Lucky they are cute sometimes hey?

The dog story reminds me of when Caitlan was little and she used to often enquire as to why "Gringo has his lipstick out?" Gringo was our dog and No..... he didn't work at the clinique counter!!!!!
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OMG Deharn, that is hilarious! His lipstick....!
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lol ...lipstick.

Caitlyns rude about peoples weight,she went up to my friend and said bluntly " u have a fat tummy"
so embarrassed esp since my friends really self concious about her weight.
She went up to a woman at the bank (i was there robbing it lol) and said "u have a big tummy but ur not having a baby cos ur too old to have babies.....mummy what does it mean when a ladies old and fat?" of course she said that part really loudly.

I was talking to a guy at the dairy once (not muffin man) a friend of a friend and Caitlyn said " my mummy did a really really big fart last nite like this ......and it was really really smelly.....are u and my mummy gonna kiss and get married?
Not bloody likely now darling.

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lol oh this is so funnnyyyyyyyyyy good call maya
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When I was about 8 or 9, and my middle brother was about 3 or 4, Mum took me and the 2 boys to church on christmas day. My middle brother chose the quiet prayer/reflection times to pipe up with "Mum why is that man wearing a DRESS?" and, my favourite, "MUM THIS IS BORING CAN WE GO HOME!" top of his angelic little lungs..... He actually stood up to day the last one..
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Caitlyn is so funny me and my sis r laughing so hard

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haha u know what caitlyns a drama queen ...if i say something/do something she doesnt like she says..."think about that! mum!"

i was watching a dvd with her the other day and realised where she got it from...shrek 2 ..."ive made changes for u shrek...think about that"

haha what an egg
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Kiya has been singing her version of a nursery rhyme she learnt off a tape all day today: "King Kong Cole was a merry old soul..."

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lol you know what? i think i like Kiyas version better than the original......
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been awhile but had to share this.

everyday on the way to work caitlyn says "angelas married. Your not. You need to get married"
so i asked her who i was going to marry.

"i dunno, someone, anyone " (thanks mate, its come to that has it?)

so i told her, SHE could chose my husband

when i got home from work that day, she'd told me shed picked a husband for me and picked up a dvd...."finding neverland"

yep...my daughter has given me permission to marry Johnny Depp....*sigh* if i must caitlyn, if i must..

after i get rid of that vanessa paradis cow i'll invite u all to the wedding......
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lol Atleast she has good taste.
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Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh yummmmmmy Johnny Depp!
Good taste alright, if only huh!

My daughter likes to point to any man in the supermarket and call him daddy at the top of her lungs, which really embarrasses me! I know most kids do it but its still really shame lol, esp cos she doesnt have a daddy so associates any man with daddy
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It was hailing over here the other day, only very tiny hail tho & Kye says "Look, its raining popcorn!" I thought that was v cute & funny

Another time I was straightening my hair & had it half pinned up in clips on top of my head when Kye walks in & goes "Mummy, theres a furry animal on top of your head!" Hehe, now u know why I straighten!
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geez like i dont already have enough pressure from my mum to "go man hunting" (and she wont even let me take a gun!) now my 4 year old daughter is in on the act!
yesterday we were having cuddles in bed when she turns to me and says , when u get married i'll have a daddy a?"
to which i said, no u'll have a step daddy-u already have a daddy that loves u"
so she said "and i'll call him other daddy" and i said "no u will call him his name, like Bob or scott, like u do with ur step mum angela"
Shes been telling everyone im getting married to Bobscott

but the reason she wants me to marry is cos she wants a sister" not a brother thanks, i have a brother already"
and she just asked me when it was coming out of my tummy, i told her there was none in their (unless it was the immaculate conception again-its uh, been awhile sorry TMI) and she said if i eat cheese-tomorrow, my baby girl will be born.

awesome pregnancy
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cool. Easy as cheese? Who knew?
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