Epidural

I had an epi when I was 8cm dilated, I remember the mw checking me & saying "Ooh you're 8cm dilated are you sure you want the epi?" I shouted back "OF COURSE I WANT A FARKING EPI!!". Oops lol. I was induced & stuck to the bed for 6 hours (bubz heart was being monitored so I couldn't move around) & also having had contractions for over 24hrs, I was just over it! Although when I was given the epi, not long after that I was pushing...

yeah , with C I was finally at the hospital after being in labor at home and Bethany centre for 24 hours and as soon as I got there I yelled at the MW to "get me my f*cking epidural !"
and she told me it would be a 20 min wait

"20 MINUTES!!! I cant wait 20 mins !!!! "

"Yes you can ,you've waited 24 hours Kelly , you can do another 20 minutes"

"Oh shutup stupid cow , fark whats that !!! I need to push "

*checks me*

"congratulations Kelly , you're 10 cms dilated "

"oh yaaaaaayyy"

"but now you can't have an epidural "

"over my dead body" * tries to cross legs *