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MrsMojo 
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:04pm |
Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.'
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never
had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true
was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for
Them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror
told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest man alive.'
But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said...
Who the heck is MrsMojo?!!
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caitlynsmygirl
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:05pm |
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hahhahahhahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lovesit!
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NeoshasMummy
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:06pm |
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Hahahahahaha. Oh thats good lol
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weegee
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:07pm |
 lol - and I'm sure you are with your teeny little baby bulge!
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ooEvaoo
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:07pm |
LmfaoOoOo.......that's a good one 
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DzinerGirl
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:07pm |
hahahahahahahahahahahaha awesome 
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Jay_R
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:09pm |
PMSL Jo!!! Nice one
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ohanlon82
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:46pm |
classic Jo
goodie 
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Daizy
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:50pm |
Hahahaha!!
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My3Sons
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 1:15pm |
lol very clever!!
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MrsMojo
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 1:16pm |
Why are you all laughing? It's a true story!
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sweetpea
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 1:49pm |
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Of course its true Jo
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 2:01pm |
Hehehe... well done
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 8:14pm |
Haha good one
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 8:23pm |
ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............ LOVE IT!!!
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