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    Posted: 21 March 2007 at 1:39pm

So is this why my partner wont marry me.....?

The Husband  Store!

 

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York  City, where

a woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the  instructions at the

entrance is a description of how the store  operates. You may visit

the store ONLY ONCE !

 

There are six  floors and the attributes of the men increase as the

shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you

may choose any man  from a particular floor, or you may choose to go

up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

 

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

 

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 -These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

 

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,  love kids, and are

extremely good looking.

 

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

 

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are

drop-dead good looking and help with the  housework.

 

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

 

Floor 5  - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-

dead gorgeous,  help with the  housework, and have a strong romantic

streak.

 

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth   floor and the

sign reads:

 

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no

men on this floor. This  floor exists solely as proof that women are

impossible to please.

 

 

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you

exit the building, and have a nice  day!

 

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Very funny! Whats wrong with wanting it ALL!!!!

 

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I like that.. very funny

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he he he he heeee
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Hahaha! I'd like to know how many men are on the other floors though... I mean, are there really *x* amount of men in the world like that???
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That's a good one
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So true Busymum! I hear you.
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Very funny and of course we want it all




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