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    Posted: 28 September 2007 at 10:51pm
I think I have conjunctivitis in both eyes.
I can't sleep cuz I'm coughing too much.
I reckon chest infections happen not because of viruses, but because you try to clear your throat so much you make yourself raw on the inside.
I have to change the pillow cases every day - I'll let you guess why.
I'm so tired but can't sleep.
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I think I'm allergic to one of my socks. But the stuff doesn't appear on my other leg.
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I sound like a whiner - and I hate whiners.
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funny weird - i mean the sock thing?! is it the sock or the laundry detergent?

Cough syrup? Sounds like a visit to the optometrist is in order eye infections are nasty, and can effect your vision if left unchecked.

Now that you are a SAHD you need to be looking after yourself.

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I think that lot was just cuz I couldn't sleep. I take care of myself all the time. This is the only body I have
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Originally posted by Chovynz Chovynz wrote:

I take care of myself all the time. This is the only body I have


Maybe but how well?
Most mothers don't have a lot of time to spend on themselves.

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I aint a mother
I'll find some time...i hope...

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Have you rubbed some Tea bags on your eyes?
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Get Teresa to squirt some of her breast milk into your eyes haha!!!
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Haha good one!
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