Oh man!! SO FUNNY! All of them!!
Mine would be when I crashed into a mannequin at clothing store, bent down to pick it up apologising to it the whole time
A friend of my sisters (YEARS AGO) was in a store (with my sister - who later told me between sobs of laughter) that instead of saying "Good, how are you?" when asked how she was, she went all tongue-tied-Flintstones on them and said "Good, hubba-dubba-doo"
I still giggle when I think of my sister trying to tell me the story!!
Edited by Charly