Spider veins = pain in the arse

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   Or Leg so it seems.

So heres a giggle for you girls.

I was in the kitchen half an hour ago, happily making cupcakes when my mum called out from the bathroom. She said to me she was bleeding everywhere and couldnt figure out where it was coming from. So in I went (poor mum was naked) and there was blood EVERYWHERE! Up the walls, up the toilet, on the towels on the cabinet and all over the carpet - not to mention herself. Turns out one of her little tiny spider veins on her leg burst, and drained their entire contents all over the place!!! Man, i've never seen so much blood come out of something so little.. 

So we did first aid while mum was pissing herself laughing - which I was too. She's quite alright and told me to post it on the forums to brighten up your guys day. We had to throw away all the toilet rolls, and many other random absorbent bits and pieces, and thank god for the vax carpet vaccum we have!! hehe. It stopped bleeding anyway and now the patch where she had heaps of veins looks great! 