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AandCsmum 
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 1:00pm |
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Finding the right response is not always easy.
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he's 92). We
decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not
bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I
was just wondering if you were my son.'
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A = 01.02.04 & C = 16.01.09 & G = 30.03.12
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my4beauties
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 1:03pm |
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Haha funny! Go Dad!!
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 1:08pm |
that is great - what a cool man  , bet the teen didn't know what to do!
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Lanata
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 1:32pm |
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lol Classic...
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Snappy
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 1:35pm |
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Lol, I heard that somewhere before as well. Is that a joke?
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 1:35pm |
That is so funny, you should write down you dads funny comments they would be good to look at in years to come & pass onto your kids. 
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sunnyhoney
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 1:38pm |
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LOL!!
I agree with Jazzy, write them all down.
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 1:55pm |
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Good joke lol :)
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BugTeeny
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 2:26pm |
lol I think it's a joke...
Funny 
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AandCsmum
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 2:36pm |
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No its a joke. I got it from a lady where it could possibly be her Dad but for the email heading Monday Funny...
Gee that would make him having me when he was 60+!!
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Kel
A = 01.02.04 & C = 16.01.09 & G = 30.03.12
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Bubbaloo
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Posted: 02 March 2009 at 10:10pm |
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Hahaha love it thats a good one.
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Posted: 03 March 2009 at 12:38pm |
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That's fantastic! God I wish I could think that fast! What a cool Dad.
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