OMG, what next. lol

ah ha ha ha... Some one told me the other day and i thought they were sooo bollocking me, so looked it up on the net and yep.. it's true.

There is now another Ipod accesory..... wait for it....

a vibrator that plugs into your ipod, which can vibrate to the beat of your music. lololol...

what next?!

Lol, I know!!!

OhMiBod

Playlist would be as follows:

The Divinyls: I Touch Myself

"I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no"

Tori Amos: Icicle

"And when my hand touches myself
I can finally rest my head
And when they say take of his body
I think I'll take from mine instead

Getting off
Getting off"

The Violent Femmes: Blister in the sun

"Let me go on, like I blister in the sun,
Let me go on, big hands I know your the one.
Body and beats, I stain my sheets,
I don't even know why."

Devo: Praying Hands

"You got your left hand,
You got your right hand,
The left hand's diddling
While the right hand goes to work"

Billy Bragg: St. Swithin's Day

"With my own hands,
When I make love to your memory,
It's not the same.
I miss the thunder,
I miss the rain"

The Buzzcocks: Orgasm Additct

"Well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks,
But now you found out that it's a habit that sticks,
And you're an orgasm addict, you're an orgasm addict,
Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
Now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans."

Hahahahaha!

Edited by Serenity

ROFL......

Now Serenity, those songs are all well and good if you are listening by yourself, but what if you are with a "friend"...you might want a different playlist....

Push It (come on we all remember Salt n Pepa!)

Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - push it real good
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - p-push it real good

Hey! Ow!
Push it good!

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?
Now push it

Push it good
P-push it real good

Or perhaps a slighty more mellow song from Colour me Badd

Let me take off all your clothes.
Disconnect the phone so nobody knows.
Let me light a candle,
So that we can make it better.
Makin' love until we drown.

Girl, you know it feels real good.
We can do it 'til we both wake up.
Girl you know I'm hooked on you.
And this is what I'll do.
I wanna sex you up.
All night.
You make me feel real good.
I wanna rub you down.
I wanna sex you up

Or perhaps even something from the bloodhound gang.

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now


Edited by Paws

LMAO

Dear god.


I like that it's pink though...

OMG I love bloodhound gang lol