A Freudian slip

Two fellows were talking in a bar when the first fellow says, "Hey,
what you just said was a Freudian slip!"

The second fellow says, "What? I don't know what you mean."

The first fellow says, "You know, when you say what you are thinking
instead of what you intended to say."

The second fellow says, "I still don't know what you mean."

So the first fellow explains, "You know, like when you are standing
at an airline ticket counter being helped by a beautiful buxom
blonde and you say 'I'd like two pickets to Titsburg."

The second fellow replies, "Oh! Now I understand! That happens to me
all the time. As a matter of fact, it happened to me yesterday when
my wife and I were at the breakfast table and I meant to say 'Please
pass the milk' but what actually came out was 'You lousy bitch,
you've ruined my life!'"

LOLOLOL - Classic!!!!

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