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MrsMojo 
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Posted: 09 April 2008 at 8:26am |
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THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go out for dinner?
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.
Dangerous: Are you wearing that?
Safer: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Safest: Wow! Look at you!
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.
Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: Here's my paycheck.
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.
Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Safest: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.
Dangerous: What did you do all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
Safest: I've always loved you in that robe!
Ultra safe: Here, have some more wine.
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mylilmosaic
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Posted: 09 April 2008 at 8:46am |
hahahahahahaha I love it!!! 
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fire_engine
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Posted: 09 April 2008 at 12:25pm |
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That's great! 12 weeks till I can be offered the ultra safe option :)
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WigglesFan
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Posted: 09 April 2008 at 1:34pm |
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*cuts and pastes into an email for my husband*
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jack_&_charli
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Posted: 09 April 2008 at 1:39pm |
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ditto!!!! i especially love the ultra safe option 
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Jessica
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Posted: 09 April 2008 at 4:47pm |
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I good little giggle!
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Our con-joined boys 20 wk
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mummy_becks
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Posted: 09 April 2008 at 6:03pm |
My Dh usually does the Ultra'safe option when he's home.
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I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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arohanui
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Posted: 09 April 2008 at 6:06pm |
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LOL that's great!
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Mama to DS1 (5 years), DS2 (3 years) and... 
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AliaDawn
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Posted: 09 April 2008 at 6:24pm |
So that's where me and DF are going wrong... we don't drink. Pity I hate the taste of alcohol. 
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Hormone hostage
