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AnnieB 
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Posted: 19 November 2007 at 10:31am |
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Yesterday afternoon DH was cleaning his car, As he was standing back admiring his handing work very proudly, a bird flew over and shat on the the bonet! I haven't laughted so hard in ages. Lets just say DH was not impressed. LOL
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Mama2two
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Posted: 19 November 2007 at 10:40am |
Hehe, that is brilliant 
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Posted: 19 November 2007 at 1:19pm |
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I could go on forever...
DH's pillow that hes had since he was a baby and still sleeps with every night, got torn apart by Miss 4 and he got tears in his eyes and raced to his nana to have it sewed back together....
the time DH microwaved tin foil garlic bread, or the time he rung my mum to ask how to heat a pie...
the fact that DH still thinks we women only have two holes down there...
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AnnieB
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Posted: 19 November 2007 at 1:25pm |
 kaiz231 wrote:
the fact that DH still thinks we women only have two holes down there...
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LOL
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Posted: 19 November 2007 at 1:35pm |
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Posted: 19 November 2007 at 3:21pm |
What is it about pillows? My DH still has his one from when he was a kid, and I had to wash it once and man he complained until he got it back!
My DH also suffers from not thinking about what he says before he speaks (or more correctly how it may sound) ...
... so we were at a friends house talking about what we bought from Lush (cosmetics) and our friend mentioned that the soap they had bought smelt good enough to eat. DH pipes up and says 'Daph (that's me) has something good enough to eat'. This is followed by silence and then roars of laughter! 
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Posted: 19 November 2007 at 8:51pm |
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Posted: 19 November 2007 at 10:59pm |
LMAO 
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Posted: 21 November 2007 at 2:38pm |
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i could probably run a daily post in this topic..my DH is one of a kind...
yesterday he asked what was for tea... i said i had mince out so id be making lasagne.
he then says "well make sure you put that pasta in the lasagne....
well of course darling.. otherwise it would just be mince!
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Posted: 21 November 2007 at 3:43pm |
Hahaha OMG! The things our DH's say! Classic!
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Posted: 22 November 2007 at 8:27am |
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DH and I bought some magazines on the weekend to get ideas for our house. Curled up in our little sunny spots Dh turns to show me a picture and says: 'that room looks nice, I like the green'.
I smiled and said, 'yes it looks very nice but that picture is in black and white darling'
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Posted: 22 November 2007 at 10:18am |
DH and I were out walking our dog Jack (at this stage we only had Jack, not Jess, so it's a few years ago).
DH "You know, Jack looks really funny walking along there"
Me "Huh? How?"
DH "Oooohhh. I think it's because he hasn't got any shoes on."
Ermm .... okaaaayyy ... 
(Seriously, I still have him on about the dogs not having their shoes on. But, don't worry, as soon as he said it he looked at me and realised that it was a very, very strange thing to say! )
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Posted: 22 November 2007 at 10:47am |
ginger wrote:
DH "Oooohhh. I think it's because he hasn't got any shoes on."
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Maybe that's why my dogs look funny....lol
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ROFL! Funny DH moments
