Why my life sucks - aka don’t have kids!

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   Who would have children? 

This morning I tried to get Maya to clean her room before she went to preschool. In the end I gave up, didn't have the energy to argue with her incessantly, so she stayed home from preschool and spent the day hanging out with the nanny. (incidentally they did clean up her room at some stage but this is a woe-as-me story so it doesn't count ).

This afternoon I was spewing my guts out (the result of being the incubator for one of these parasitic creatures), and while I was being sick, Sienna pooed on Maya's bedroom floor. Then crawled in it and spread it all over the floor. While Maya watched. Great.

Then Maya slipped over on the papers that Mercedes had pulled out for the tenth time and split her lip, so of course could *only* eat icecream for dinner *rolls eyes*

And now Maya is in my office doing God only knows what, Sienna is romping about half naked and Mercedes is playing with the cordless phone, probably calling the police.

My advice to anyone that hasn't yet been subjected to these small, feral creatures is quit while you're ahead! I am sooooo getting my tubes tied after this one! 

ETA: I DO love them, honest, they are KINDA cute - when they're asleep.

Edited by Maya