LOL nikkiwhyte! Em weaned herself at 11 months so I'm definitely into the drugs. ;) Last time I had a cold like this, I dragged myself in there and told them, "I want the strongest cold medicine you've got," then when they handed me the box, I did a Homer Simpson-esque "Mmmmmmm...cold medicine..." without even thinking.
I guess I can't go back to *that* pharmacy again!