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  | MrsMojo   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Topic: Where do red heads come from? Posted: 03 July 2008 at 12:05pm
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   After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.  She can't possibly be mine!'
 'Nonsense,' the doctor said.
 
 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair,
 one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to
 the gene pool.'
 
 'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our
 families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'
 
 'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often
 do you have sex?'
 
 The man seemed a bit ashamed .  'I've been working very
 hard for the past year.  We only made love once or twice
 every few months.'
 
 'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.
 
 'It's rust.'
 
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  | Snickerdoodle   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   mehehehehe
 Jo, where do you get these jokes from?    | 
 
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  | ginger   Moderator Group
 
   
   
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   In my case, I'd believe it!    | 
 
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  | arohanui   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 03 July 2008 at 12:45pm | 
 
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   baaahahahaahaha    | 
 
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  | MrsMojo   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 mehehehehe
 Jo, where do you get these jokes from?
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   random places... friends, family, friends of family etc. | 
 
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  | MyBelly   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   hahaha, my husbands hair is actual rust colour! explains a lot haha
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  | nikkitheknitter   Senior Member
 
   
   
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  | Roksana   Senior Member
 
   
   
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     ...LOL
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  | Lisha   Senior Member
 
   
 
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   My mum thought this was so funny!    | 
 
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  | Lisha   Senior Member
 
   
 
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   BTW..  I am a ginga also...    | 
 
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  | Kels   Senior Member
 
   
   
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       Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs
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  | Lisha   Senior Member
 
   
 
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      ha ha
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  | Red   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   Okay so we are def having redhead kids .......
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  | mandz   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   Fabulous!
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  | blondie   Senior Member
 
   
 
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 03 July 2008 at 9:11pm | 
 
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   Oh so is that why our little boy is a kinda ginga! lol
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