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  | lizzle   Senior Member
 
   
 
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Topic: it puts the lotion on its skin.... Posted: 05 July 2007 at 2:14pm
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   both our boys have chicken pox!  very annoying.  AND we discovered pus-ee (how do you spell it?) spots on sunday and there is ONE, count 'em, ONE, pharmacy open on a sunday here.  so with no petrol I traipse in to get calamine lotion.  so we are lotioning the boys everyday.  Jake is refusing to wear pants as they annoy him (more likely he just doesn't want to wear pants - am starting to hope this isn't a sign for later in life).  and taine is grizzly and insisting on sleeping in our bed.  am tired.  bless coffee!  BUT on the bright side, have applied for about a million jobs for both Lew and myself and my cover letters are becoming a brillinat work of art
 "dear (insert name here)
 I am writing in regards to your advertisement featured in the (whatever) for a (position).  I believe that my skills and abilities make me a suitable candidate for this job.
 
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 am also slightly bored.  could do dishes....or an assignment...hence being online.  Jake is watching Dora
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  | nikkitheknitter   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 July 2007 at 2:18pm | 
 
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   Bless Dora too then.
 I'm at work but just CAN'T BE ARSED doing any. So I'm on here. And perusing blogs.
 If you are bored, go read www.dooce.com  I have a feeling it'll be right up your alley. 
 Edited to fix spelling... still not sure it's right! 
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  | my4beauties   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 July 2007 at 2:27pm | 
 
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   LOL love the heading of this thread!  That movie is classic.
 How awful having both kids with the pox!!  I'm sooo dreading it hitting out family - also because I've never had it, so completely & utterly freaked out that I'll get it.  Although I think I'm immune?  I must be to not ever have caught it even when my 3 siblings all had it at once when we were young.
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     My babies:  R (9),G (7), J (5)   | 
 
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  | pepsi   Senior Member
 
   
 
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 July 2007 at 3:56pm | 
 
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   Haha, nice subject line    At least your boredom provides us with some good entertainment     | 
 
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  | Andie   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 July 2007 at 4:10pm | 
 
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   I don't get it!    (anyone wana explain?) That sux that they've both got chickenpox.  Nic for Jake to have an excuse not to wear pants though, very nice.   | 
 
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     Andie 
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  | lizzle   Senior Member
 
   
 
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 July 2007 at 5:12pm | 
 
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   silence of the lambs - the psycho killer says to the supposed victim "it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"
 I keep thinking that line everytime I put calamine lotion on the kids.
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  | emeldee   Senior Member
 
   
 
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 July 2007 at 7:58pm | 
 
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   lol Lizzle.... it sits in the bath with the stinky lotion (pinetarsol works wonders on the itchy yukky chook pox, it just stinks your house out)
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  | fattartsrock   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   ha ha liz, I say that line whenever I am moisturising my dry scaly hands! lol!! (and I do it in that nasaly whiney voice)   | 
 
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     The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P
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