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  | pepsi   Senior Member
 
   
 
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Topic: Some men are just so desperate.. Posted: 04 September 2008 at 7:06pm
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   Oh dear..and wtf?    Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
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  | jack_&_charli   Senior Member
 
   
   
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  | Kels   Senior Member
 
   
   
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  | caraMel   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   SHAME!!!!!! 
 And Ouch!
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  | Roksana   Senior Member
 
   
   
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  | mummy_becks   Senior Member
 
   
 
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   I had to giggle, but OMG ouch. | 
 
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     I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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  | mum2paris   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 September 2008 at 10:40am | 
 
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   lol, oh dear. you'd think he'd just be like "ok, i can get outta this.. think un-sexy-thoughts, think un-sexy-thoughts...."   lolol   | 
 
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  | sally belly   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 September 2008 at 10:50am | 
 
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   "Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis."   I don't think he'll be trying this again in a hurry.
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  | Deez   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 September 2008 at 11:11am | 
 
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   LMAO, WTF ouch......i can't some people..........
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  | Roksana   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 lol, oh dear. you'd think he'd just be like "ok, i can get outta this.. think un-sexy-thoughts, think un-sexy-thoughts...."   lolol
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 LOL...Janine...even removing some blood didnt help......and looking at those holes they were pretty small....unless is bits are really tiny I cant imagine how he thought it would fit...and how did he figure that doing what he did would some how be FUN??
 Crazy!! LOL
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  | Shorty   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   WTF, that is just so wrong!
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  | pepsi   Senior Member
 
   
 
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  | Natalie_G   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   OMG what an idiot.
 I mean does this person have a brain or not.
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  | Roksana   Senior Member
 
   
   
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  | NeoshasMummy   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   OMG       DP wasn't impressed with me for reading that out loud lol
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