A bit of a laugh

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   To lighten the mood. i know from experience i was exactly like this lol

Fourteen Days and Counting:

Every woman's emotional roller coaster will have its own personal peaks and valleys mixed in with variety of twists, turns and "loop to loops"

Here's a quick day-by-day snapshot of a typical internal dialogue during 2ww:

1 DPO: This is going to be the month. I know it.

2 DPO: We should have bd one more time tonight, just to be sure.

3 DPO: I don't want to ruin this perfect cycle. We'll have smilies-bd.gif again this morning, just in case.

4 DPO: We did it. Everything was perfect.

5 DPO: Whew,...it's over. We did everything we possibly could do.

6 DPO: I wish we hadn't skipped bd on day 10, but sperm can live for a couple of days, right?

7 DPO: Forget it: who am I kidding? I am not pregnant. I can see a big pimple in the middle of my forehead. I'm having a glass of wine.

8 DPO: I'm never going to be a mother

9 DPO Wait, I feel different. Maybe I will be a mother.

10 DPO: My boobs are really sore, and Iam so tired

11 DPO: I'm definitely pregnant!

12 DPO: What was I thinking drinking that wine?

13 DPO: No sign of my period. That's it... Iam pregnant. Iam taking a test tomorrow.

14 DPO: Negative. But it's still really early to get an accurate response. My back aches ---I wonder what that means?

15 DPO: Spotting. It doesn't mean anything. I am taking another test. Hmmm this one looks different. Where's my flashlight? I need to get a better look.

16 DPO: Another test: another negative. Dang! But I still don't have my period, so there's still hope. Why did I cheap out and buy these gereric tests? I will try a different brand tomorrow.

CD1: Oh, nooo! How can this be happening again? I got my period!

CD2: Forget the pinot grigio. I need a cosmo! 

Edited by Jezsika