You don't get mince in a restaurant/cafe?

You poor, poor north islanders! Even the Monteiths bar serves mince on toast!!!
Your dad the same age as my gran RJ?? Oh seriously, your not
that old!! So surely he can't be!
It might just be a "boil-the-sh*t-out-of-it" for a while thing... Hhmm. AND remembering to pull the mince out in time to thaw. *sigh* I'm terrible at that!
And getting her recipe..??!!! That means
visiting her...

What a scary thought...!!!