Kids on pregnancy, birth and babies

Feel free to add your funny stories. Here's a couple of mine.

Very early on in my pregnancy before I started showing I was at Kmart with my nephew rough and tumbling while his mum was trying on jeans. She came out of the changing room and immediately told him off “be careful of the baby”. Mr (almost) 4 looked at me perplexed so I asked him “where’s the baby?” “It’s at your house” he replied “in the wardrobe”.

Later in the pregnancy, when I was getting really big I had my niece and nephew to stay for the weekend. They’d last stayed a few of weeks earlier and my bump had grown alot since.

We were standing at the checkout of Countdown when Mr 4 announces in a very loud voice “Aunty Jo you’ve got fat”. Everyone’s staring at us at this point and DH and Miss 5 jump to my defence saying “she’s not fat it’s just the baby”. I turned to Mr 4 with a wink and said “it looks like I’m fat though doesn’t it”. To which he responded (still in a loud voice) “yeah, but you’re not fat - you have a fat baby”.


Edited by MrsMojo

jack would come and rub my belly, then give it a kiss. he'd always say 'goodnight baby' before he went to bed.
then when i was almost due, he kept telling the baby to come out and play

my nephew (5) knows that i'm trying to have a baby and he asked me a few weeks back if i was going to have one soon. i said "no, not yet".

his answer ... "my mum was right then - you are getting fat!"

haven't told my sister what he said yet!

When I was preg with the gremlins, Maya came with me to the scan where we found out they were twins, I was in total shock and I kept saying over and over "OMG, I'm gonna die!"
Went to drop Maya off at preschool immediately after and she announced to everyone in a loud voice, "there are TWO babies in my mummy's tummy and she's going to DIE!" Way to let the news sink in!

The other day Mercedes was sitting on me patting my tummy (I've never talked to them about the baby, they are too little to get it) and I took the opportunity to say to her "there's a bubba in mummy's tummy 'Cedes." Her response? "Woof woof!"

We have just found out we are expecting no 3 and mr nearly 5 said " your gonna get bigger and bigger like a giant mum" Had a we giggle

LOL sounds like it! I hope there's no doggie in here either!

I remember mercedes asking me where fay's penis was when she came with me for a nappy change once. fay must be broken cos alize had one. so i explained that Fay was a girl and that Mercedes didn't have one for that reason too. Mercedes looked at me like i was stupid and said that little girl penises fell off and that all babies had one so Fay was broken. I think she was about 6 then wasn't she kels/
Welsome back by the way, good trip?

OMG I have a funny one lol we won the womens day comp with it.

My nephew 4 at the time was staying with us when I was 8 months preggers, I was standing at the bench peeling potatoes when he says "auntie?" yes... "youre getting really fat!" no hunny, there is a growing baby in my tummy, "ohhhhh, then auntie?" yes "whats growing in your bum!"

I didnt quite have a reply for that one

When I was about 5 months preggers with Brayden, Nathaniel (then 3 1/2yrs) asked me how the baby got in my belly. I didn't want to tell 'stork' stories but also didn't want to confuse him being so young so this is what I said "Daddy has a special seed called sperm that he gives to mummy who mixes it with her special egg in her tummy. When daddys seed and mummys egg mixes together it makes a baby and grows in mummys tummy for a very long time till its big enough to be born. When its time for the bubba to be born it will make mummy want to push it out and the baby comes out of mummys fanny."
Nathaniels reply "How does the daddys seed get into your belly to mix with the egg? Do you swallow it mum?"
PMSL (daddy wishes hehe )

LOL Jadey

When we told Andrew he was getting a little brother he was all excited and the next day at daycare he walked in and said my mummy is giving me baby brother.