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toniellis 
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 2:40pm |
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This is an actual radio conversation of an Australian Naval ship with New Zealand authorities off the west coast of the south Island near Milford sound in October 1975.
Kiwis: Please divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
Aussies: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision.
Kiwis: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
Aussies: This is the captain of an Australian Naval Warship. I say again, divert your course.
Kiwis: NO I say again, you divert your course.
Aussies: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMAS MELBOURNE, THE LARGEST SHIP IN THE AUSTRALIAN NAVY. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE FRIGATES AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Kiwis: THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE YOU AUSSIE F#CK~WIT ! YOUR CALL !!!
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 2:40pm |
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LOL! Abit of a laugh........
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 2:55pm |
he he he.... 
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 3:11pm |
Can't laugh sorry - I am an Aussie!!!!!! 
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 4:45pm |
LOL  Is that for real!???
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 4:46pm |
lol i needed that laugh
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 4:52pm |
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LOL sorry Deharn!!!
I dunno if its real or not my Uncle sent it to me from Japan so who knows?
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 6:12pm |
Not to burst the bubble as I love that joke too, but the first version of it that I ever saw was with the Canadians in place of the Kiwis, and the good ol' Yanks in place of the Aussies ! Don't think I have a copy of that version though, will post it if I happen to find it ! 
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 6:16pm |
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Ok hold that thought LOL Here it is...
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This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse buddy, your call!
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 7:32pm |
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me too jax, very funny but have heard it before with different navy's
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Posted: 31 March 2006 at 8:53pm |
phew..... I knew we couldn't be that stupid!!!!!! Thanx for that Jax.
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Posted: 01 April 2006 at 8:36am |
i wouldn't be too sure about that deharn 
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Posted: 01 April 2006 at 11:36pm |
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He he he. Both are funny to me. I am a US born Canadian Married to an Aussie living here amongst the Kiwi's. He he he.
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