Some of the ones listed, are ones I heard growing up too.
My mum still says now "It's funnier than a piece of string" ??
DH says "In & out like a dog at a fair", usually about the cat who wants to be let in or out all day long, lol.
Also heard in our house as we were growing up:
Wriggling round like a fart in a bottle. LMAO, that always cracks me up
Another one mum used to use was when either me or my brothers did something (like leaving a towel on the floor) and we all said it wasn't us she would come back with "Mr Nobody did it"
if someone asks you something that is so completely obvious you are thinking to yourself "you have got to be kidding" you answer with....
"is a ducks @ss watertight?" or
"does a one-legged duck swim in circles?"
and in suprise -
"well! Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!" dad says this one alot lol. (no offense to anyone!)
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