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Chovynz 
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 8:28am |
Me: "So, Hows life living with me?"
DW: "It has it's ups and downs..."
Me:   
What's some of yours?
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 8:43am |
This is my DH's favourite:
Me: Do you love me?
DH: Well I'm here aren't I?
It has become a joke in our household. It's almost a term of endearment now 
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 9:20am |
 Sterryn wrote:
This is my DH's favourite:
Me: Do you love me?
DH: Well I'm here aren't I?
It has become a joke in our household. It's almost a term of endearment now |
Haha that must be a male thing cause my DH says that too!
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 9:21am |
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DH - (calling from another room) Love you...
ME - Ditto....
Erks him everytime cause that is what he did to me for a while so now i turn it back on him....LOL!!!
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 10:46am |
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Me: I'm pregnant (with Maya)
Him: What's new, pussycat?
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 11:22am |
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Rodney thinks its true romance to say
"wanna root?" or if he's feeling sentimental, he might say "wanna root, cupcake?"
He said it once, and it got a very, um, negative reaction, so its kind of a joke inour house now..
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 11:49am |
lol annie! i have nothing to add but that cracked me up
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 11:50am |
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"Daddy said I could"
*Daddy ducks and hides*
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ginger
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 1:23pm |
A bit tasteless but I had it on my blog yesterday (re IVF)...
Me "I'm going to get a new outfit for egg retrieval and embryo replacement day"
Him "What? Like crotchless knichers?"
 
OR, when the specialist tells us at our appointment that DH's spermies aren't so great ...
Him, straight away "Too many kicks in the nuts ..."
And then they both look at me!! I didn't do it!
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ginger
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 1:25pm |
OOooorrr ... a while ago, I was (jokingly) suggesting we set up a wife maintenance fund. I think we were talking about what constitutes prostitution when girls go for guys because of money only, and I ofered to charge him per shag for spending money, and then when he was highly affronted, setting up the wife maintenance fund ...(this is the gist of it, I can't remember the exact words now)
Me "We could start a Wife Maintenance fund"
Him "We already have one"
Me "We do?"
Him "Yes. My salary"
Obviously I have (semi) mended my ways since then 
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 3:55pm |
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 7:05pm |
Hehe! So funny... I've been known to get DH's eyeballs rolling at times hehehe. My fave is:
DH: I've been thinking......
Me: Did it hurt? 
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 7:36pm |
*me looking very concerned*
DF: Whats wrong?
ME: I had something intelligent to say but then I forgot.
I still get teased about it now 
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 8:39pm |
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DF "what are you making?"
ME "a cheese and vegemite sammy"
DF "whats it got in it?"
ME "Cheese...oh, DUH!"
He always traps me into saying really stupid things...
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 8:53pm |
fattartsrock wrote:
DF "what are you making?"
ME "a cheese and vegemite sammy"
DF "whats it got in it?"
ME "Cheese...oh, DUH!"
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Hehehehehe
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 8:58pm |
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ginger, i remember that crotchless knicker thing from your blog, but it reminded me of the time I found a pair in my mum's undie drawer......shudder
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 9:02pm |
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mike just says stupid things anyway.. you know, like telling the kids not to eat with their mouth full.
He did make the doctor laugh the other day when he took the girls.. he noticed ayja had her shoes on the wrong feet, she puts them on herself.
apparently he told her that she had put her feet on the wrong way.
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 9:09pm |
lizzle wrote:
ginger, i remember that crotchless knicker thing from your blog, but it reminded me of the time I found a pair in my mum's undie drawer......shudder |
lol!!!!!
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Posted: 16 June 2007 at 9:36pm |
baalamb wrote:
Hehe! So funny... I've been known to get DH's eyeballs rolling at times hehehe. My fave is:
DH: I've been thinking......
Me: Did it hurt? |
That is us but opposite it's usually me that say i've been thinking.
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I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted: 17 June 2007 at 8:27am |
This happened a while ago at some ungodly hour DH woke me up and now it's a standard joke between us:
DH: Love you
Me: Love you too
DH: Love you more
Me: Probably do
I couldn't help it I was tired!
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