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    Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:05pm
This is a topic started from a different thread in the other place. Here's some possible questions for an Anti-Breeding Exam. Add your own. The Goal is 100 questions (if your gonna take an exam it's gotta be a good one!)

Anti Breeding Exam(If you answer yes to any of these questions, you get an instant fail.)
Q.1 Have you ever had sex with your brother/sister/relative/dog?

Q.2 Do you like Elvis?

Q.3 Do you dislike shaving your underarms?

Q.4 Do you refuse to wear makeup on a hot summers day in the middle of an icestorm whilst eating chillies and wearing jandals?

Q.5 Do you?
Q.6 Did you?
Q.8 Have you?
Q.7 How could you?

Q.8 Will you feel like bashing your kids?
Q.9 Would you ever feel angry?
Q.10 Do you like to breathe heavily at 3am in the morning?

(by the way if any of this offends you, dont look at it. It's meant as a joke.)

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Q.11 Does dinner come in a box, with at least 2 parts of it deep fried?

Q.12 Do you have webbed feet?

Q.13 Are you a ginga?

Q.14 Is your mother also your sister?

Q.15 Do you often find yourself howling at the moon?

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Q.16 How many fingers am i holding up?
Q.17 If a man says something in the middle of a forest and noone is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Q.18 What is the best fad to come out of the 80's?
Q.19 What is the best thing to come out of taiwan?
Q.20 List the steps you would take to change a car tyre
Q.21 What colour am i thinking of?
Q.22 What time is sex and the city replayed on tv?
Q.23 What channel should you watch mostly?
Q.24 What is the 7th letter of the alphabet?
Q.25 Click here to pass the test.

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HAHA Konagirl, i luv your ginga question! that should so be on a potential breeding exam! (ducks the flying ginga attacks)
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Q.26 do you know the line-up on daytime tv, on all channels?
Q.27 Do you know who did it?
Q.28 Was it you?
Q.29 Would all your clothes melt if you got to close to a naked flame?
Q.30 Do you have to wear contacts as well as glasses because your optometrist couldn't make a big enough lense?
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

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Q.31 Are you featured on 20/20 about "dolls"
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Originally posted by chovynz chovynz wrote:

Q.3 Do you dislike shaving your underarms?


Errrmmmm chovynz does that mean that you like shaving your underarms???
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Originally posted by Konagirl Konagirl wrote:

Q.29 Would all your clothes melt if you got to close to a naked flame?


LMAO I LOVE it!!!!

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I answered "Yes" to one of those questions so what does that mean??
*Act your shoe size once in a while!!!*


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Uh oh. I failed my own test.....
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Originally posted by BSDH BSDH wrote:

I answered "Yes" to one of those questions so what does that mean??


oh god and I married IT!

Given my choice of occupation I am taking the 5th cause I know people who fit into these categories so probably know way more than 100 questions to put here unfortunately.... Now off to find out which one DH answered yes to.....
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I Like Elvis alrightr but only one or two songs not many?
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Hey does any one know where I can buy 560 different flavours of Doughnuts like the Vodafone ad say's if so what flavours do they have?
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Thread hijacking. Blam blam! whos your daddy. ROOOOAAAARR
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Just thought I would ask Sorry talk about advertizing working..... DADDY.......
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i got one

q.whatever - Is your family getting so complicated that there are no longer words in the Oxford dictionary to define your relationships?

This was brought up after Lewis and I discussed what you called it, when you married a guy and had kids, then split up, had kids with his brother. are the kids cousins? or siblings? I figure if the dictionary doesn't have a name for it, shouldn't exist.
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half cousins?

@BSDH: "I Like Elvis alrightr but only one or two songs not many?" I like elvis too. That's twice I failed my test. Here's one for you bsdh.

Q. 33 Can you name where to get all 560 different flavours of doughnuts and can you spare me $560? (if you answer yes to this you shouldn't breed. Not that you can't breed but probably shouldn't as it may display possible crazy genes.)

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Half whit?
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Halfling?
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