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Chovynz
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Topic: Anti-Breeding Exam Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:05pm |
This is a topic started from a different thread in the other place. Here's some possible questions for an Anti-Breeding Exam. Add your own. The Goal is 100 questions (if your gonna take an exam it's gotta be a good one!)
Anti Breeding Exam(If you answer yes to any of these questions, you get an instant fail.)
Q.1 Have you ever had sex with your brother/sister/relative/dog?
Q.2 Do you like Elvis?
Q.3 Do you dislike shaving your underarms?
Q.4 Do you refuse to wear makeup on a hot summers day in the middle of an icestorm whilst eating chillies and wearing jandals?
Q.5 Do you?
Q.6 Did you?
Q.8 Have you?
Q.7 How could you?
Q.8 Will you feel like bashing your kids?
Q.9 Would you ever feel angry?
Q.10 Do you like to breathe heavily at 3am in the morning?
(by the way if any of this offends you, dont look at it.  It's meant as a joke.)
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:18pm |
Q.11 Does dinner come in a box, with at least 2 parts of it deep fried?
Q.12 Do you have webbed feet?
Q.13 Are you a ginga?
Q.14 Is your mother also your sister?
Q.15 Do you often find yourself howling at the moon?
Man I hope I got the joke.
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:19pm |
Q.16 How many fingers am i holding up?
Q.17 If a man says something in the middle of a forest and noone is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Q.18 What is the best fad to come out of the 80's?
Q.19 What is the best thing to come out of taiwan?
Q.20 List the steps you would take to change a car tyre
Q.21 What colour am i thinking of?
Q.22 What time is sex and the city replayed on tv?
Q.23 What channel should you watch mostly?
Q.24 What is the 7th letter of the alphabet?
Q.25 Click here to pass the test.
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:21pm |
HAHA Konagirl, i luv your ginga question! that should so be on a potential breeding exam! (ducks the flying ginga attacks)
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:28pm |
Q.26 do you know the line-up on daytime tv, on all channels?
Q.27 Do you know who did it?
Q.28 Was it you?
Q.29 Would all your clothes melt if you got to close to a naked flame?
Q.30 Do you have to wear contacts as well as glasses because your optometrist couldn't make a big enough lense?
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:55pm |
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Chovynz
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:59pm |
Q.31 Are you featured on 20/20 about "dolls"
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:05pm |
chovynz wrote:
Q.3 Do you dislike shaving your underarms? |
Errrmmmm chovynz does that mean that you like shaving your underarms???
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:11pm |
Konagirl wrote:
Q.29 Would all your clothes melt if you got to close to a naked flame? |
LMAO I LOVE it!!!!
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:11pm |
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*Act your shoe size once in a while!!!*
I love my wee girl - Gabriella
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:16pm |
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:23pm |
I Like Elvis alrightr but only one or two songs not many?
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:24pm |
Hey does any one know where I can buy 560 different flavours of Doughnuts like the Vodafone ad say's if so what flavours do they have?
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:26pm |
Thread hijacking. Blam blam! whos your daddy. ROOOOAAAARR
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:29pm |
Just thought I would ask Sorry talk about advertizing working..... DADDY.......
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:30pm |
i got one
q.whatever - Is your family getting so complicated that there are no longer words in the Oxford dictionary to define your relationships?
This was brought up after Lewis and I discussed what you called it, when you married a guy and had kids, then split up, had kids with his brother. are the kids cousins? or siblings? I figure if the dictionary doesn't have a name for it, shouldn't exist.
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:30pm |
half cousins?
@BSDH: "I Like Elvis alrightr but only one or two songs not many?" I like elvis too. That's twice I failed my test. Here's one for you bsdh.
Q. 33 Can you name where to get all 560 different flavours of doughnuts and can you spare me $560? (if you answer yes to this you shouldn't breed. Not that you can't breed but probably shouldn't as it may display possible crazy genes.)
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:33pm |
Half whit?
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Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:37pm |
Halfling?
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