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Glow
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Topic: Who is Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:04am |
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Jack Schitt
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Ther ya go now you know who Jack Schitt is.
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fattartsrock
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Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:07am |
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hahahahahhahahahahahaha love it
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Gwen_
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Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:20am |
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lol
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yummymummy
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Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:22am |
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lol
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caliandjack
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Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:22am |
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LOL these are great GLOW!!
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Glow
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Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:31am |
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Where did we get the idea, that if we dont forgive people, they suffer?
The universe is always nudging us with gental signals. When we miss the signals, it nudges us with a sledge hammer.
Growth is most painful when we resist it...
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Faraway
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Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:43am |
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ROFLMAO!!
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Bumble
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Posted: 13 September 2007 at 12:36pm |
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rofl!!!!
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AstonsMummy
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Posted: 13 September 2007 at 2:13pm |
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hahahaha LOL that was really well done!!! Clever!
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Helen21
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Posted: 13 September 2007 at 2:36pm |
LOL!
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kezplanet
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Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:35pm |
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hahaha enjoyed that very much!!!
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Chovynz
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Posted: 14 September 2007 at 7:58am |
Tha is hilaours. Good job
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ginger
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Posted: 14 September 2007 at 2:57pm |
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I've seen that before but it always makes me LOL!!!
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Posted: 14 September 2007 at 2:58pm |
Just what I needed on a Friday. ROFL
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Posted: 14 September 2007 at 3:06pm |
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hehehe!
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