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mummy_becks 
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:19pm |
This is fun to do. Just read the "offence" and if you"ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you"ve read each "offence" and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is $"..."
*Smoked pot -- $10
*Did acid -- $5
*Ever had sex at church -- $25
*Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
*Had sex with someone on bebo -- $25
*Had sex for money -- $100
*Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
*Vandalized something -- $20
*Had sex on your parents" bed -- $10
*Beat up someone -- $20
*Been jumped -- $10
*Cross dressed -- $10
*Given money to stripper -- $25
*Been in love with a stripper -- $20
*Kissed someone who"s name you didn"t know -- $0.10
*Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
*Ever drive and drank -- $20
*Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
*Used toys while having sex -- $30
*Got drunk, passed out and don"t remember the night before -- $20
*Went skinny dipping -- $5
*Had sex in a pool -- $20
*Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
*Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
*Cheated on your significant other -- $10
*Masturbated -- $10
*Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
*Done oral -- $5
*Got oral -- $5
*Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
*Stole something -- $10
*Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
*Made a nasty home video -- $15
*Had a threesome -- $50
*Had sex in the wild -- $20
*Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
*Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
*Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
*Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
*Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
*Said you love someone but didn"t mean it -- $25
*Went streaking -- $5
*Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
*Been arrested -- $5
*Spent time in jail -- $15
*Peed in the pool -- $0.50
*Played spin the bottle -- $5
*Done something you regret -- $20
*Had sex with your best friend -- $20
*Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
*Had anal sex -- $80
*Lied to your mate -- $5
*Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
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KH25
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:33pm |
My fine is $275.60  That was fun Becks 
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ElfsMum
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:37pm |
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jeepers,....I'm normally a saint in these things but i got 405.10:) lol..
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Bel
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:39pm |
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I thought I was doing really well, but then it started adding up - $310.60
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Luke (09.11.2007)
Amy (01.04.2009)
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caraMel
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:44pm |
$380.60  (but I counted the ocean as the pool)
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tashzmum
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:44pm |
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hmm $345.10....... and most of it was in the last 5 years!!!i used to be a bad girl lol....
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Caroline Elisabeth, 9-04-08 (4lb15oz)
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hooper
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:46pm |
i must be really bad LOL
My fine is $450.00
but had lots of fun doing it. 
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:49pm |
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hooper yeah me too:) and i classed spa as a pool:) !
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kebakat
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:51pm |
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I'm not sure I want to post what mine is haha
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almostthere
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:55pm |
mine was 595.60 
Hmmm.....
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minik8e
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:55pm |
OMG I must be very very bad, I blame alcohol and adolescence for most though My fine is $725.60 
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kebakat
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:56pm |
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I'll stop being chicken..
Mines $730.60 hahahahaha
Me thinks I'm a dodgy bitch!
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kebakat
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:57pm |
lol minik8e, I'm a little worse than you it seems.. but I can't use the alcohol excuse since I don't really drink
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:00pm |
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My fine was $335.60 but only if you count the crimes once rather than each time IYKWIM
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:01pm |
yer gota have fun when ya can 
ya never no whats gonna happen, you only live once i say make the most of it. 
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minik8e
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:01pm |
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LOL - neither do I....now. Actually, only some of them are attributable to alcohol reading through them again. Ah well!!
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:02pm |
I wouldn't wanna know how much mine would be if I counted those things for each time I've done them.. I'd be broke 
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:04pm |
my fine is 330.60
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:11pm |
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I must have lived a sheltered life cos I only racked up $115.50 (yes I peed in a pool)
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Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:20pm |
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Mine was only $180.10...
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So whats your fine...
