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    Posted: 24 June 2008 at 8:25am

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered,

'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid; not all blonde's are dumb; but all men are men.

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hahahaha love itlol
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LMAO!
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Tee Hee
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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LMAO!
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Very cool..have copied and pasted and sent on its merry rounds!

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hahahahaha


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Well, being naturally blonde and half Irish... I'm going to admit I had to read that three times before clicking and finally getting it. Hahaha
My wee girl is the love and light of my life!
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Lmao Serenity!  I'm part Irish but also naturally brunette so I'm ok
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Hehehe.



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We're both laughing at that one!!!!
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Oh that is fantastic! That has to be one of the best jokes I have heard in a long time.


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Ha ha - Love it!!!


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That is so funny Gonna send that around! Thanks
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