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weegee
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Topic: I never... Posted: 28 November 2008 at 12:05pm |
The baby version of the old drinking game. As I was just finishing my cold cup of tea I was thinking of all the things I do now that I never would have before baby arrived.
So what do you do now that you never used to?
* I never drank cold tea
* I never talked about poo
* I never stayed in my PJs all day
* I never shopped online
* I never peed in the shower
(90% of my showers are with baby now, and stopping for a loo break first would be somewhat difficult, plus I figure he does it!!!)
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CuriousG
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 12:49pm |
* I never went to the bathroom with the door open (there is no point shutting it now)
* I never slept hanging off the bed
* I never ate dinner cold
* I never ever gave up my chocolate cause someone else asked for it (I really must love her!)
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Kels
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 1:03pm |
I never sang about things I am doing
I never danced to the wiggles, hi five etc
I never ate anyones leftovers, sometimes now its all I get
I never got teary over a smile
I never munched in a chubby baby foot
I never wore nanny knickers, now they are just the comfy!!
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NeoshasMummy
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 1:08pm |
I never went to bed at 9:00pm
I never got out of bed at 6:00pm
I never bothered to do my washing everyday
I never had to vacuum twice a day
I never got emotional
AND I never loved anybody this much before...
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ooEvaoo
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 1:13pm |
lmfao....
Oh yes...going to the toilet alone is a rare occurrence for me....ang giving up lollies, food and drinks!!
Hmmmm................................
I never passed up the opportunity to drink myself into oblivion! (barely get in one glass these days)
I never felt unconditional love....even when wanting to pull my eyes out!!
I never put myself last for anything
I never knew complete happiness!
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lilfatty
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 1:51pm |
I never thought I would pass up adult shopping to go to PP!
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Jay_R
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 1:55pm |
* I never got my boobs out in public
* I never had anyone else want to wipe my bottom for me
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Maya
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 2:05pm |
LMAO this is hilarious!
I never thought I'd let another girl sleep in Willie's bed, let alone 3 of them
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MrsMojo
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 2:13pm |
* Before getting pregnant I never wished to feel nauseous
* I never got cheered at for doing wees/poos on the toilet
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CuriousG
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 2:50pm |
MrsMojo wrote:
* Before getting pregnant I never wished to feel nauseous
* I never got cheered at for doing wees/poos on the toilet
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Hahahahahahaha, yeah, getting clapped at when you do a poo is rather amusing!
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weegee
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 2:50pm |
ohh I am sooo not looking forward to toilet training!!! (even though that is quite cute joshierocks and MrsMojo)
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caitlynsmygirl
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 2:55pm |
-I never had to look at someone elses poo ....let alone admire it
- i never had to pick someone elses nose
-i never informed anyone that i was going to go "wee wees"
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Jay_R
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 3:18pm |
Oooh some more:
* I never used to walk around with someone elses snot on my clothing
* I never thought I'd wave goodbye to a poo as it was going down the toilet
* I never thought I'd be able to sing along to The Wiggles
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MrsMojo
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 4:54pm |
* I was never expected to kiss someones sore places .....no matter where on the body they are
* I never had someone who wanted to kiss my sore places
* I never clapped for someone over and over again for doing the same thing over and over again
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Kellz
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 5:27pm |
*I never ate rasins off the floor
*I never ate food that had already been chewed by someone else
*I never talked to DH about poos!
* I never imagined calling DH Daddy!
* I never knew babies didnt sleep perfectly after the first few months
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shaz
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 7:42pm |
OMG this has made my day
*I never let anybody put their finger in my belly button
*I never thought I'd kiss someone with snot running down their face.
*I never thought I'd run around pushing a ride on in public making Brrrmmm brrmmmm beep beep noises (and not get embarrased)
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 8:06pm |
* I never used to sing or dance in the middle of the supermarket
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shaz
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 8:14pm |
* I never wore the same clothes for 5 years
* I never brought supermarket shampoo
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Posted: 28 November 2008 at 8:41pm |
I never thought I'd have this much fun
I never thought I'd be this tired
I never thought I'd watch Gossip Girl with my 6yr old daughter
I never thought I'd be thinking about what washing I had to do the next day
I never thought I'd worry this much.
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Posted: 29 November 2008 at 9:32am |
I never thought I would have to share my bed with 3 other males!!! 
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I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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