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    Posted: 18 February 2008 at 11:25am

Emma Rose has swimming lessons today, so I've been rushing around trying to get a million things done before we have to go. I decided just to put my togs on first thing rather than getting dressed and then re-dressed when it's time for lessons. But I've had to do everything piece by piece, as Em's being wild and feral. Anyway, I had my togs on and had just popped a T-shirt over my head when there was a knock at the door. I hadn't put my pants on over my swimsuit bottoms but figured, "Hey, it's just togs, nothing is exposed" -- so answered the door.

Courier: Hi there, I have a parcel for Katherine.

Me: Oh yeah, that's me. (reaching out for machine to sign)

Courier: Whoa!

Me: (looking at him quizzically) Um, yes?

Courier: Nothing, nothing. (backing away hastily) Have a nice day! (practically running down the driveway)

I closed the door, perplexed, and dropped the parcel on the table, right next to... the bottoms to my togs. Yep, I put on the wrong "bottoms", and answered the door in a pair of completely see-through, black mesh undies.

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OMG!!!!

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Ha! Hahahahaha!
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The worst part is that it's the regular courier -- the one who comes ALL THE TIME (I get a lot of parcels). So I'm going to have to see him again, and again, and again...

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haha!
oh the shame

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Originally posted by Katherine Katherine wrote:

The worst part is that it's the regular courier -- the one who comes ALL THE TIME (I get a lot of parcels). So I'm going to have to see him again, and again, and again...



i bet he hopes you get the wrong bottoms again then!!!

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lol I'm sure he loved it!
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Ha ha ha ha haaaa
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

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LOL! You probably made his day!
I did a similar, but not quite as sexy thing on Friday. The   guy who regularly drops off our shopping was greeted by me in tight white top and no bra that I'd slept in. It was a chilly morning too! I thought he was a bit less chatty than usual, so embarrassed when I realised why!

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OMG that is so funny just about wet myself laughin.
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Don't worry, I'm sure courier drivers see much worse when going to peoples houses!

That's pretty funny though!!! But I guess he'll be sure to go back to the boys and tell them all about it.
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ROFLMAO - I so needed that laugh - Thankyou so much

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My gosh that's HILARIOUS!!!  

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Excellent!! ROFL I'll bet he's telling the guys back a the depot right now....

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AHahahaha! Lol, I have horrible luck like that.

I was woken up one morning by a courier at the door when I was 7 months pregnant (it was a huge package of maternity clothes from my Dad in the UK)... Anyways, as I had to sign for it I raced round like a mad man, threw on my dressing gown and answered the door...

Well as I went to sign for it, I'd obviously not done a very good job of tying my gown, cos it slipped open exposing my bare chesticals and big belly. Thank GOD I was wearing knickers... But woah, he got more than an eyeful that's for sure. I was mortified
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omigosh. killing myself laughing! Katherine!!! haaaaaaahahahaha
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Oh now that is a mastercard moment!! PRICELESS!! Oh I can't stop laughing!!

This guys of Mel's sums it up!


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LMAO ....classic!
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