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Chovynz 
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 10:19am |
... you go into your little girls room after her 'nap' time, and you find her out of bed on the floor with her pants off and nappy apart ... and she's playing with herself.
Doesn't it remind you of all those other lovely times when she so kindly sticks her fingers in your mouth/eye/nostril?
I used to think that the ol' wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap was a punishment, but now im thinking it was a blessing in disguise... Maybe your mum was trying to protect you from all the future things you'll get in your mouth?
That was a joke for all you PC people. 
Add your own "don't you hate it".
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caliandjack
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 10:39am |
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I'm sure mothers of boys have a similar reaction when their baby boy plays with his wee willy.
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 10:41am |
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lol I was just thinking that fleur. Whenever we have nappy off time he's yanking at his bits and then will shove those fingers straight in his mouth. Must be tasty
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 10:42am |
 kebakat wrote:
lol I was just thinking that fleur. Whenever we have nappy off time he's yanking at his bits and then will shove those fingers straight in his mouth. Must be tasty |
haha, that happens here as well.
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 10:44am |
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Oh the joys of parenthood.
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 11:02am |
Hehehe, that happens here too
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 11:38am |
LOL oh the things i have to look forward too 
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 11:43am |
I hate it when you change your babys smelly pooey bum and the hand goes straight for the bit you HAVEN'T wiped, and then straight towards the mouth.... 
Good to see you Chovy, missed your wit!
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 11:53am |
Seb has honestly never gone near that area really  counting myself lucky - he's maybe discovered it twice in the bath, and just sort of pokes it a couple of times and figures it's not as interesting as his bath toys.
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 12:23pm |
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Yeah Benjy and Ella are/were both the same!
I take a deep breath and tell myself its natural and normal and I shouldn't make a big deal of it, its probly good for their immunity, then when that doesn't work I make a grab for the hand heading towards the mouth, wet wipe at the ready LOL
On a side note, I'm amazed little boys don't hurt themselves the way they tug at their penises! Benjy will stretch his right out and is really rough with it sometimes!
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 1:40pm |
I found Joey trying to put a peg on his a few weeks ago, ROFL, told him it would probably hurt 
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 2:45pm |
yep oh the joys or when you,er changing the baby and your son keeps reaching for the babys willy
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 3:38pm |
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 9:02pm |
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Been wondering where the 'busy' family have got to.
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 9:19pm |
caraMel wrote:
I'm amazed little boys don't hurt themselves the way they tug at their penises! Benjy will stretch his right out and is really rough with it sometimes!
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Alize is shocker for that too. I cringe but he doesnt even batter an eyelid.
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 9:22pm |
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OUCH a peg??? LOL eeeek if only he knew
Keziah has done anything like this yet, but it can't be TOO far off LOL
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 9:25pm |
Lol at the peg!
Boys aye! Does it ever stop LOL
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Posted: 13 March 2008 at 10:31pm |
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Lol Ana that made me laugh
Alia Jack was the same until around 22 months when it got warm and he spent most of the time naked. Now its his best friend lol always got his hand down there.
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