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    Posted: 13 November 2008 at 3:07pm
THE STORK

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.

Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach!!!

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haha thats funny.
I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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muahaha that's great!

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I love Little Johnny ..I wish he had gone to my school

One of my favourite little Johnny anecdotes

teacher "Johnny , if you have 5 crisps and Roger asked you for 3 crisps , how many crisps would you have left? "

Litle Johnny " five ."


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Haha Little Johnny sounds exactly like my DF!!! A little smart a*se he was at school too hehehehe
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hahaha


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I needed that!


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hahahahahahahaha PMSL that is funny!!

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hahaha very good!
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Fuuuunnny!


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