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AandCsmum 
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Posted: 20 February 2010 at 10:14pm |
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...B*TCH
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''
A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....
I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''
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jazzy
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Posted: 21 February 2010 at 12:23am |
ha ha, love it 
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Posted: 21 February 2010 at 12:31am |
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Excellent!
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Posted: 21 February 2010 at 9:21am |
That's great!! 
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Posted: 21 February 2010 at 10:55am |
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lol thats awesome. even DP thought it was funny! hehe.
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Posted: 21 February 2010 at 11:06am |
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I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted: 21 February 2010 at 12:10pm |
Hehe Awesome! Gave me a chuckle!!
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Posted: 21 February 2010 at 12:26pm |
ha ha 
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AandCsmum
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Posted: 21 February 2010 at 7:00pm |
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Yeah my DH thought it was funny so I thought I'd share
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mummy_becks
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Posted: 21 February 2010 at 7:34pm |
I just read it to DH who had a giggle as well.
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I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted: 21 February 2010 at 8:40pm |
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My DH TOTALLY didn't get it.... I had a good chuckle though!
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Posted: 21 February 2010 at 9:58pm |
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priceless!
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Posted: 21 February 2010 at 10:01pm |
Brilliant!
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Posted: 22 February 2010 at 8:52am |
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Love it!
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HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS ....
