Things you wouldn’t tell people IRL

Ok, so I've noticed that we can pretty much say anything on these boards no matter how disgusting, gross and embarrassing.. So I ask of you, what are some things that you would tell us on here that you wouldn't tell people in real life? I'll start

Three weeks ago I got my first period back after having Sam and unfortunately I was four hours away from home staying at my DPs grans house for the weekend so that we could go to a wedding.

I bled sooooooooooo much it wasn't funny and I was really upset about it because I literally couldn't go two minutes without feeling that awful feeling that only women know about that makes them rush off to the toilet with their thighs clamped firmly together.

Anyway I told my DPs gran what was happening and she offered me some of his dead grandfathers incontinence pull up adult nappies.

Now normally... I would say 'erm.. thanks but no thanks'. But in this case I managed inbetween sobs to croak out a 'yes please, ok *sob* are you sure? thank you, I'm so embarrassed *hiccup* thank you, ok, *sob*'.

So for the rest of the weekend I wandered around wearing adult incontinence diapers that chafed like a bitch and left me with a comely bunch in my undies.



Ok you go.

Edited by neeandsam

pre baby I wouldve been embarrassed to talk about most things, but after having babies I don't really have a problem, but only with certain people & online.

oh im sooooo not looking forward to my period coming back

Im a pretty open person usually & a bit messed up, hence i used to see a psychologist & take medication etc. But thats beside the point or what i blame my accident on...
Umm whilst on this medication(my excuse lol) I was out having lunch with some friends one day. All of a sudden I could feel a big gas build up & had to let out a ripper of a fart... And low & behold she was a rather runny one Shamefully i excused myself, got up & wobbled away- hoping there werent stains on my ass as the slime slithered down my thighs I quickly headed to the public's to clean myself up, then to my car where i took off my dirty pants & panties & drove home with a bear bottom

I'm pretty hard to shock, and pretty open about most things IRL.
But about 30 seconds ago I had to pee and had to use napkins as Willie didn't tell me we were out of flaming toilet paper! Reminds me of back in the days when we were too poor to buy toilet paper and had to use newspaper

Teehee Aimee, Willie and Maya have farting competitions

pre baby i would never talk about af or anything like that.and i was easily embrassed.
now i will talk about anything with anyone and only some things on jerry springer shock me lol
i am not really shy about my body either-the other saturday i was out pruning my roses wearing a bra, my pink snoopy pj pants and pink fluffly cat slippers(they meow) and one of the works went flying down the race and was staring at me and i just smiled at him. i just didnt care lol.

it was a warm saturday morning. i figured it was only the cows and the other people who worked on the farm who would see me so i wasnt fussed at all lol.

gloria- that would have been such a nasty feeling. i have drivin home in my undies before cos tash had thrown up all over my pants.

Glow!! OMG that is really funny! And Renee, bet you'll never forget that!

I have a similiar story glow that I don't think I've told ANYONE! Even Dh! As it was not long after we'd got married (nearly 8 yrs ago) & I was in the laundry in my nightie (no undies on) sorting the washing & needed to let off - & more than wind came out! It went running down my leg & thankfully the toilet was just next door so woddled to the loo to clean up then jumped straight in the shower! I wasn't expecting anything more to come out that's for sure. But at least i was at home - phew!

I think I'm known to talk openly IRL, I say what everyone else is thinking a lot of the time.

And fattartsrock - I KNOW I've pooped whilst in labour. I thought I felt it come out, so asked my MW "did i just poo?" and she looked & said "yep!", got a cloth & wiped it away.

LOL some of these stories crack me up!!!

I'm pretty much the same IRL as I am on here so will talk about just about anything really..

Oh yeah, I had been told so much about pooing when you have a baby that I kept worrying about it and hoping it wouldn't happen even though it's totally common and out of your control. My exact words after giving birth were: "Oh my god" (from the relief of it being over), then "Mum did I do a poo?" haha.. She said no, so of course I was quite happy about that...obviously more than wondering if baby had all her fingers and toes

neeandsam wrote: Hahaha these stories are sooo funny! It's amazing how many people actually poo themselves once or twice as an adult and would never tell someone in real life.

Yep that wasnt the first time for me...(bloody medication lol)But I have told people about my incidents- coz im open & a shocker. Its good to talk about these things, better than bottling it up Who cares if its a need to know eh?