What you learn when you have a son...

1.        A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm.

2.       If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.        A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.       If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

5.        It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.

6.       You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on.

7.        When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.

8.       A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.

9.       The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan

10.    When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late

11.     Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it

12.    A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies

13.     Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy

14.    Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence

15.     Super glue is forever

16.    No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water

17.     Pool filters do not like jelly crystals

18.    VCR's do not eject 'BLT' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do

19.    Garbage bags do not make good parachutes

20.    Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving

21.    You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is

22.    Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens

23.    The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time

24.    The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy

25.    It will, however, make cats dizzy.

26.    Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy

27.    80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid

Edited by MrsMojo

Right - no more babies from me then!

lol:) i totally thought boys were just like girls as toddlers..lol boy was i wrong:) (at least when it comes to my boy)

Ha ha ha ha ha

Dh is going to find bleach and brake fluid. Will let you know what happens lol. He better do it outside

I read them out to my DF too. Hes thinks hes going to try the bleach and break fluid thing and the roller blades and dust thing. I guess we'll be discovering how the response time for the Tauranga fire department stacks up against Brisbane....