Nine words women use!! LOL

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   DH just sent this to me from work, I thought it was very true and quite funny so thought I would share.

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing

Usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women

can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say

you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F...k you!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but

is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's

wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can

avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true