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Kels 
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Posted: 19 October 2008 at 10:22pm |
Omgosh nearly forgot to tell you guys.
I was on my way out the back door which I have to walk thru the landry to get to, and before I realised what was going on this crazy black bird (yep I am convinced the same one) flew right at me from on top of my washing machine . I screamed so loud that it flew right out the door lol. Mean while Alize was walking behind me saying with a frowned expression "quiet mummy". I bundle him up in my arms shaking, lock the back door and go the long way round which included a walk up the drive way. Damn bird was sitting watching me the whole time we were walking up the driveway  
I need a tresspass order against this abusive bird. I will try and get a photo, its bloody possessed I tell ya. Talk about a fatal attraction. And of course because I have a potty mouth Alize is parroting "f'ing bird" while we are headng up the driveway to the car (probably cause I was saying it while walking thru the house). Ekkkk better get a nice birdie book so we can have nice conversation about them instead of him thinking about his noisy mummy and the F'ing bird lol
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Bubbaloo
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Posted: 19 October 2008 at 10:26pm |
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Sorry but I am LMAO
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mummy_becks
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Posted: 19 October 2008 at 10:27pm |
Sorry I did have to laugh  at the possessed bird and Alize walking around repeating you.
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I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Kels
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Posted: 19 October 2008 at 10:35pm |
Yeah I can laugh now because seriously I must look like a complete nut bar having issues with a bird lol. I when we got home after marching I was keeping check as we were driving up the driveway lol.
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BuzzyBee
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Posted: 19 October 2008 at 11:52pm |
ROFLMFAO ....omg Kels, I'm in serious fits of laughter! Alize sounds soooo cute!
Eww black birds are gross tho, we have one (I'm convinced it's the same one 2) that sits on the railing right outside our bedroom window EVERY MORNING. It stares at me with its creepy eyes ...eww and its claws/feet are DISGUSTING! Haven't had a close encounter with one though, i'd probably sh*t myself if one flew towards me though.
Still funny hearing it happen to someone else though ....heh 
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Posted: 20 October 2008 at 7:16am |
Lol 
Good luck with the nice conversations about the possessed bird 
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Posted: 20 October 2008 at 7:29am |
aww hun i,m sorry but that was qutie funnyy
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Posted: 20 October 2008 at 7:36am |
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sooo funny
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baalamb
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Posted: 20 October 2008 at 8:03am |
Heehee! I hope you recovered quickly!!!
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Posted: 20 October 2008 at 8:43am |
Oh no Kels, I bet it is the same bird. It smells your fear and loves it 
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Posted: 20 October 2008 at 8:51am |
Sorry Kels but I am PMSL. Esp at Alize repeating what you said!!! Hehe. Poor bird prob just wants to be friends .
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Posted: 20 October 2008 at 9:40am |
PMSL - at least you didn't faint!!! There must be a way for you to get the damn thing to leave you alone!
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Posted: 20 October 2008 at 3:00pm |
Kels you poor chick *sniggers* You seriously have issues with this bird and its having your life about it
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Posted: 20 October 2008 at 6:18pm |
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PMSL - sorry but that is so funny.
Maybe you need to borrow our girl Paris....she bagged 2 decent sized birds today and our boy Pippin has bagged a minor bird before....sure they could help you out!
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Posted: 20 October 2008 at 6:51pm |
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Maybe it fancies you? Thinks your a female blackbird. It is mating season after all.
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