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Kels 
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 Posted: 05 July 2007 at 11:30pm |
Hahahaha Im sending Alize there when hes older and starts asking cos you'll be well experienced by then  Go CHristopher!!! Your giving mum heart failure...Luv it!!
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baalamb
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Posted: 06 July 2007 at 8:23am |
Good job, mamas! Christopher sounds like he's got a good head on his shoulders with the whole "enough said" comment hehehe! He sounds very matter-of-fact.
OMG Kels that 'digestive system' story is hilarious!!! 
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Posted: 06 July 2007 at 8:46am |
From the 4 year old.
Mum: how did the baby get into your tummy?
Mum: how does the baby get out of your tummy?
Mum: how did we get here?
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busymum
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Posted: 06 July 2007 at 9:57am |
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Go Christopher! LOL Tough questions but my DH didn't really know what a period was until he got the nerve to ask me one day (while we were going out)... his mum left it to his dad to tell him and well his dad got chicken ROFL!
We had the death thing, a close friend's husband died about a year ago and we had to explain it to Hannah (2yo) that we wouldn't be seeing him anymore. We told her he has died and gone to heaven and he's really happy there, but it's a bit sad for us and Mrs Sylvie (his wife, Hannah's devoted adopted 'aunt'). She STILL says to us that her doll's dad has died (died in a sad voice) blah blah blah.... the story is getting very old now. She hasn't spoken about Alan, I don't even know if she really remembers why she got the 'death talk', but she isn't worried about it.
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Posted: 06 July 2007 at 11:30pm |
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I remember my good friends wee girl who is the same age as Kobe asking why he had a tail and she didnt.
And just after I had Addison my 4yr old neice asked me how Addison came out of my tummy. I was thinking hmmm now what should I say here when she said 'did the doctor take her out of your tummy' I thought yeah sounds good to me, save the actual details for her mum to explain. She must have been thinking about it still though cos 5 minutes later she said 'did they use glue to fix the hole in your tummy'
My other 4yr old neice who's parents are a doctor and nurse so she is used to medical stuff announced that she doesnt believe babies come out of your bottom cos thats to gross and they wont fit.
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Posted: 07 July 2007 at 9:12am |
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LOL my2angels. A tail. Thats funny.
Christopher didn't believe us when we told him where the babies come out from. He thought it was impossible so we explained to him that the mummy had to work really hard to get the baby out and that it was very painful and could sometimes take hours and hours. He had a think about it and then came up to me and thanked me for "getting him out".
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busymum
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Posted: 07 July 2007 at 9:20am |
I was going to tell Hannah, if she asked (but she didn't), that the baby gets out of your tummy by crawling through a special baby tunnel 
But Hannah was a c/s so I have just stuck with that story so far: the doctors opened up my tummy and pulled you out! Then when I was about to have Krystiana she started asking questions like, "who's going to hold you on the bed?" "Ummm why will someone need to hold me on the bed Hannah?" "When the doctor pulls the baby out of your tummy.... but Daddy will cuddle you."
Oh boy. Now I don't know what she's thinking 
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Posted: 07 July 2007 at 6:31pm |
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Is anyone else thinking of Aliens right now?
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Leish
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Posted: 07 July 2007 at 9:23pm |
LOL Chovynz - yep I was
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Posted: 08 July 2007 at 4:36pm |
LOL. Kids say the funniest things. I used to teach new entrants and got some pretty random questions and statements. Sooo cute though!
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Posted: 08 July 2007 at 5:01pm |
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haha this thread is a crackup i love it !
caitlyns version of sex...
" the boy takes off his top but leaves his pants on and the girl takes off her skirt and top but leaves her bra and knickers on then they dance around " ooooh what exciting sex that would be !
she also said the other day " mummy - i saw daddys penis when he was in the shower"
(me ) " oh really?"
Caitlyn -" yeah its really big-nearly down to the floor, but not quite"
(me very faintly out of her earshot) " bit of an overstatement sweetheart, i have seen it before you know "
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Posted: 08 July 2007 at 6:23pm |
HAHAHA nearly to the floor! If he had heard, he might have liked that compliment!
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Leish
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Posted: 08 July 2007 at 7:28pm |
LOL - to the floor  Caitlyn has the funniest things to say. She is super cute.
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Kels
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Posted: 08 July 2007 at 8:33pm |
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"Nearly to the floor" LMAO!!! That is so funnny
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