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MrsMojo
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Topic: An Irish blonde joke Posted: 24 June 2008 at 8:25am |
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid; not all blonde's are dumb; but all men are men.
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james
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 8:32am |
hahahaha love itlol
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Snickerdoodle
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 9:03am |
LMAO!
Jo that's awesome
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Tiff
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 9:08am |
Tee Hee
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 9:10am |
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caraMel
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 9:20am |
LMAO!
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 9:46am |
Very cool..have copied and pasted and sent on its merry rounds!
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NeoshasMummy
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 9:58am |
hahahahaha
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MumsyMoo
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 12:32pm |
Well, being naturally blonde and half Irish... I'm going to admit I had to read that three times before clicking and finally getting it. Hahaha
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MrsMojo
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 12:43pm |
Lmao Serenity! I'm part Irish but also naturally brunette so I'm ok
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queenbean
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 12:45pm |
Hehehe.
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 7:59pm |
We're both laughing at that one!!!!
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mummyofprinces
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 8:43pm |
Oh that is fantastic! That has to be one of the best jokes I have heard in a long time.
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Daizy
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 8:46pm |
Ha ha - Love it!!!
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Posted: 24 June 2008 at 8:48pm |
That is so funny  Gonna send that around! Thanks
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